Post by -fallen-one- on Jan 20, 2010 1:15:02 GMT 1
1. Gillian Anderson can slam a revolving door.
2. Gillian Anderson can unscramble an egg.
3. Gillian Anderson doesn’t need oxygen, oxygen needs Gillian Anderson.
4. If at first you don’t succeed, then you’re not Gillian Anderson.
5. Gillian Anderson counted to infinity…twice.
6. Helen Keller’s favorite color is…Gillian Anderson.
7. Crop circles are Gillian Anderson’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
8. Gillian Anderson ordered a Big Mac at Burger King…and got one.
9. Gillian Anderson can touch MC Hammer.
10. If Gillian Anderson is late, time better slow the fuck down.
11. The chief export of Gillian Anderson is awesome.
12. Gillian Anderson is the only human being to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
13. Gillian Anderson knows where Carmen San Diego is.
14. If you have five dollars and Gillian Anderson has five dollars, Gillian Anderson has more money than you.
15. A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people, it signifies that this spot belongs to Gillian Fucking Anderson and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
16. Gillian Anderson does not worry about changing her clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun sets and rises when Gillian Anderson tells it to.
17. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all three at the same time? Gillian Anderson.
18. Gillian Anderson does not use spell check. If she misspells a word, Oxford simply changes the actual spelling the word.
19. Aliens do exist. They are just waiting for Gillian Anderson to die before they take over.
20. Gillian Anderson got a perfect score on her SATs simply by putting ‘Gillian Anderson’ for every answer.
2. Gillian Anderson can unscramble an egg.
3. Gillian Anderson doesn’t need oxygen, oxygen needs Gillian Anderson.
4. If at first you don’t succeed, then you’re not Gillian Anderson.
5. Gillian Anderson counted to infinity…twice.
6. Helen Keller’s favorite color is…Gillian Anderson.
7. Crop circles are Gillian Anderson’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
8. Gillian Anderson ordered a Big Mac at Burger King…and got one.
9. Gillian Anderson can touch MC Hammer.
10. If Gillian Anderson is late, time better slow the fuck down.
11. The chief export of Gillian Anderson is awesome.
12. Gillian Anderson is the only human being to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
13. Gillian Anderson knows where Carmen San Diego is.
14. If you have five dollars and Gillian Anderson has five dollars, Gillian Anderson has more money than you.
15. A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people, it signifies that this spot belongs to Gillian Fucking Anderson and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
16. Gillian Anderson does not worry about changing her clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun sets and rises when Gillian Anderson tells it to.
17. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all three at the same time? Gillian Anderson.
18. Gillian Anderson does not use spell check. If she misspells a word, Oxford simply changes the actual spelling the word.
19. Aliens do exist. They are just waiting for Gillian Anderson to die before they take over.
20. Gillian Anderson got a perfect score on her SATs simply by putting ‘Gillian Anderson’ for every answer.